The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

A hill billy went fishing

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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