- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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