Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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