Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

what you get time to go with? - a clock

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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