Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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#Getweird

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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