- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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