Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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sucks Syntax...

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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guest what i love pancakes

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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