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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.