Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

What's funnier than 68 69

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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