MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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