- Anti Joke

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Black people.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'