- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Ian's mind Elevator music

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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