what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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the redsox

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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Try it Yourself »

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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