Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

you suck

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

poop

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

White men's rights

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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