- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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