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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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