What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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