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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What is the best joke ever? 1D

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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