your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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Your sex life.

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Why? Why Not?

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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dry handjob

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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