- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Christianity.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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