whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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