Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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2 black kids walk into school

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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