Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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A gay man watches football.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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