- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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