Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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Poop

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do you have a wife?

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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One, two, three, four and five

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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