How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Women's rights

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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Anti Joke

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