- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Justin Bieber

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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