- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

it's funny because it's funny

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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