What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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Women

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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The WNBA.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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Why can't jokes spit?

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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