- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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