- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Death by kayak

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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