A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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women's rights

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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