- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

You having friends.

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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