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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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