why dont they make black forks

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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your face is kinda funny

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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Liverpool City Football Club

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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