- Anti Joke

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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