How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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Basically

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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Poop

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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