- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

why dont they make black forks

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

your face is kinda funny

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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