Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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