Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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