- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What can hitler cook well Steak

bite me

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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