Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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womans rights...

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

The FCC

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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