- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Why did? Yes

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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