What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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