- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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