Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Oh, go away

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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