Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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