Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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What are annoying? Ads.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Rebecca Black.

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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