Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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