- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Christianity.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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