What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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so the weather's nice...

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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