how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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punchline below punchline above

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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