- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What? Why?

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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