- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" giggles friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

I had a really great joke to tell you!

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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