- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Title IX

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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