Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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womens rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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