A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

What is your bill about? Clinton

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Blake wilkeys hair style

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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