Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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Why didn't he finish his

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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