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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

Easy, you get a phone with a recorder that rather than playing a "please leave a message after the tone", plays the same tune as if the phone was still not picked up. Now tell me here and now, because I wont waste more time on you, what part did you play in this? Jenny Chatterton? Another one of your pseudonyms? What the fuck did you think would happen? You live in the Uk, london, so, tell me everything, or I will share every single detail here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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