Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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where do some birds live in? Earth

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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