- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

a. why? b. because

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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