Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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