- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

vote this down and i will DOX you

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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