- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

An Englishman walks into a bar.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Face...tastes like chicken!

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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