- Anti Joke

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

13 =B you just learned something

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die