- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

How would you rule?

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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