- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

I'm Polish.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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