- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

were at work systems r down

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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