What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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NEVER

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Ben Corbishley

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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