epic win?

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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