Rebecca Black

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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womens rights.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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