What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

Barack Obama plays basketball

kushagra tyagi

PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Who invented apple? God

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

kk

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...