Your mother just died.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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Anti Joke

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