roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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