A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Caca.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

wommmoaooammaaa

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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