Ben Corbishley

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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penis

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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it's funny because it's funny

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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