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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

There's a god, just kidding.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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