- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

gingers

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

WNBA

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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