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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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