what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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