- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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