- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Womens rights

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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