- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

Your mom is not fat!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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