why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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epic win?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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