what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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I was once a hamster.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Well this is pointless.....

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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A man walks into a bar. On impact, he suffers quite the blow to his head, resulting in him falling unconscious. He is escorted to the hospital, where he is pronounced in a coma on arrival. His family is left devastated. His wife, who was a stay-at-home mother to their 2 children doesn't take this news very well and is sent into a spiraling depression. 16 years later, the man finally wakes from his coma to find that his son and daughter that he had left behind where now grown teenagers and almost done with high school, his wife's has remarried and given birth to his half-child. This is why you don't text while walking down a sidewalk.

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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