- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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