- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Chick Norris... Enough said

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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