- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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