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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

This is funny.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

KILL WHITEY

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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