Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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Rebecca Black

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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