Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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A paralysed man falls over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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