- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Good job, son.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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