- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

will you like this joke my sources say no

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