What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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women's rights

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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