- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Vagina cream... end of story

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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