- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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