How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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NEVER

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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