- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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