How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Death by kayak

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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