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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

a. why? b. because

Waseem is a hard worker.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Pickles are powerful

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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