- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

I love alchohol!

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

what is the color of a burp burple

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