- Anti Joke

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Black people.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

White NBA players.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day